i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
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do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
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I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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