Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
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i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
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I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
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