You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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