well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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