You really coming over, don't trick.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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