god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
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The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
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Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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