Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
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He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
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Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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