so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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