I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
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wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
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That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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