it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Randomize
