somebody snuck up and got me drunk
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
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just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
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i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
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