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Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
There was a lot of him and a little penis
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
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