plz talk dirty to me
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I forgot wine drunk hurts
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
Randomize