You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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