omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
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It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
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LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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