yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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