put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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