Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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