Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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