I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
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The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
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I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
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