you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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