They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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