He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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