a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
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