Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
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