Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
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She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
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Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Terrible idea I love it
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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