So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
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He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
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His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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