Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
The struggles of a small town man whore
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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