All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
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Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
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Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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