I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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