I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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