Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
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