Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
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