I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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