Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
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I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
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I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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