sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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