sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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