So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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