We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
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Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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