Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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