You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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