I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
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that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
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Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Oh god it's open bar.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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