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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?

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(770): View more from Georgia

Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.

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(313): View more from Michigan

Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?

(518): View more from New York

No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.

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(248): View more from Michigan

so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders

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(651): View more from Minnesota

Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.

(571): View more from Virginia

define virginity.

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(316): View more from Kansas

I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?

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(845): View more from New York

I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try

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(201): View more from New Jersey

And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich

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(304): View more from West Virginia

Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants

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