My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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