love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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