So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
you will always have a special place in my vag
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Randomize