I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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