NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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