Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
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you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
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I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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