I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
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Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
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I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
If I die, sorry about rent.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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