Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
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He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
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Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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