sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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