I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
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Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
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I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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