I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
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Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
Are we still banned from the library?
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
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WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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